If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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The shit from the movies we've all been waiting for are fucking finally HERE!
HELL. FUCKING. YES.
THey have heard our calls
they finally stepped it up
bit creepy and weird though to see these shit everywhere on regular basis
wow
Love me…
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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